Famous Football Quotes

If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn't the same as the one I was wearing, I'd run over her if she was in my way. And I love my mother.

- Bo Jackson

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #26 on:** July 27, 2010, 11:40:04 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 27, 2010, 11:29:21 AM

And other men can too for $40.00.

I am going to tell him you said that...then you are in trouble...

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #27 on:** July 27, 2010, 12:05:14 PM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on July 27, 2010, 11:40:04 AM

I am going to tell him you said that...then you are in trouble...

Oh come on...you know I was kidding....right? It was a joke, son. A play on words. Just pokin' fun. We're good, right?

Sooooo....you're not really gonna' tell him, are you?

boartitz · « **Reply #28 on:** July 27, 2010, 12:05:37 PM »

"They score so fast it messes you up".
Houston Nutt about USC west.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #29 on:** July 27, 2010, 12:08:22 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 27, 2010, 12:05:14 PM

Sooooo....you're not really gonna' tell him, are you?

Already told him. He said he was going to whip your ass like you went to Hardee's...

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #30 on:** July 27, 2010, 12:11:01 PM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on July 27, 2010, 12:08:22 PM

Already told him. He said he was going to whip your ass like you went to Hardee's...

I still hate Coach Ab for that. Bastard stood there scarfin' Big Twins and fries while I was gettin' lifted 3 feet in the air by a paddle the size of a sequoya pine.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #31 on:** July 27, 2010, 12:11:16 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on July 27, 2010, 12:05:37 PM

"They score so fast it messes you up".
Houston Nutt about USC west.

You could fill a book with Nutt-isms.

Boy, I tell you what, you're unbelievable.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #32 on:** July 27, 2010, 12:12:48 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on July 27, 2010, 12:05:37 PM

"They score so fast it messes you up".
Houston Nutt about USC west.

I have a request here. Does anyone have access to that Arky/USC thread? I know it got reposted some time back but it's still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

boartitz · « **Reply #33 on:** July 27, 2010, 12:14:06 PM »

"I'm going to turn Gus loose." - Nutt in 2006

boartitz · « **Reply #34 on:** July 27, 2010, 12:18:16 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 27, 2010, 12:12:48 PM

I have a request here. Does anyone have access to that Arky/USC thread? I know it got reposted some time back but it's still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Here's one.
http://woopig.net/board/index.php?topic=47309.0

Godfather · « **Reply #35 on:** July 27, 2010, 12:37:33 PM »

What I sell is an entire system. (Teams) can bring their whole staff, including middle school. I guarantee their money back if they're not satisfied.

Tony Franklin

JR4AU · « **Reply #36 on:** July 27, 2010, 12:40:17 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on July 27, 2010, 12:37:33 PM

What I sell is an entire system. (Teams) can bring their whole staff, including middle school. I guarantee their money back if they're not satisfied.

Tony Franklin

Sadly, the only time Ive ever heard anybody really complain about "The System" was at Auburn.

Godfather · « **Reply #37 on:** July 27, 2010, 12:53:18 PM »

Anyone know if we got our money back?

- Jay Jacobs

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #38 on:** July 27, 2010, 01:02:01 PM »

I've been doing some consulting on the side about how to better run our athletic department with a guy named Kaos.

-Jay Jacobs

JR4AU · « **Reply #39 on:** July 27, 2010, 01:05:13 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on July 27, 2010, 12:53:18 PM

Anyone know if we got our money back?

- Jay Jacobs

We paid in a way that can't be refunded.