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Happy birthday
« on: July 25, 2010, 02:50:57 PM »
Happy 43rd to CCTAU.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2010, 09:02:35 PM »
Happy Birthday
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2010, 11:33:13 PM »
Happy birthday to the King of the Neanderthals... XXOXOX!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2010, 12:16:56 AM »
Happy Birthday you old fart!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2010, 01:03:46 AM »
Thanks guys. It was a great day.

And it's only 39.......


Neanderthal? A man has an opinion (or two) and he's a neanderthal? Or did you just mean I is old?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2010, 07:06:28 AM »
I missed it but fuck you anyway.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2010, 09:29:41 AM »
I missed it but fuck you anyway.

Ahhh. Day after sex. It's the best.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2010, 09:32:25 AM »
Ahhh. Day after sex. It's the best.

Until the awkward silence...

Happy belated.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2010, 09:41:39 AM »
Ahhh. Day after sex. It's the best.

What was his name?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2010, 09:45:40 AM »
Neanderthal? A man has an opinion (or two) and he's a neanderthal? Or did you just mean I is old?
Both. 
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2010, 10:24:24 AM »
Happy belated you old neanderthal
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