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Re: Welcome, Yoda
« Reply #60 on: July 22, 2010, 05:55:31 PM »
Yoda: Good lord I just joined to attend the golf outing, saw whoring and couldn't resist. Sorry for the delay and thanks the welcome aboard, I like nothing more than being ass raped by a board that I hardly know.   Did not realize that this was the only form of entertainment for some people.

This is what you offer up as your first post?  What a fucking let down.
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Re: Welcome, Yoda
« Reply #61 on: July 22, 2010, 10:16:38 PM »
Yoda: Good lord I just joined to attend the golf outing, saw whoring and couldn't resist. Sorry for the delay and thanks the welcome aboard, I like nothing more than being ass raped by a board that I hardly know.   Did not realize that this was the only form of entertainment for some people.

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Re: Welcome, Yoda
« Reply #62 on: July 23, 2010, 04:09:15 AM »
This is what you offer up as your first post?  What a fucking let down.
He won't walk for a weekzzz.
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Re: Welcome, Yoda
« Reply #63 on: July 23, 2010, 07:14:10 AM »
This is what you offer up as your first post?  What a fucking let down.

He does seem to be seriously lacking in smack.  I think Asians are better when they are using their own language.
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Re: Welcome, Yoda
« Reply #64 on: July 23, 2010, 09:50:47 AM »
He does seem to be seriously lacking in smack.  I think Asians are better when they are using their own language.
Maybe it's just above our knowledge base?
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Re: Welcome, Yoda
« Reply #65 on: July 23, 2010, 10:09:11 AM »
Maybe it's just above our knowledge base?

C'mon, it's not like he's doing math.


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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Welcome, Yoda
« Reply #66 on: July 23, 2010, 10:18:45 AM »
C'mon, it's not like he's doing math.

Yoda is no denominator.
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Re: Welcome, Yoda
« Reply #67 on: July 23, 2010, 09:05:07 PM »
He does seem to be seriously lacking in smack.  I think Asians are better when they are using their own language.

Wow now that's some serious smack.  You missed out on "Yo Momma" with those great stereotyical one liners.

Just curious is a blowjob from a deaf fagget any different than one from one that can talk?
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Re: Welcome, Yoda
« Reply #68 on: July 24, 2010, 11:49:30 AM »
One thing is certain.  Yoda will not be dominated by the quote function.
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Re: Welcome, Yoda
« Reply #69 on: July 24, 2010, 02:27:04 PM »
One thing is certain.  Yoda will not be dominated by the quote function.
Keyboard Alert.  :pwnd:
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Re: Welcome, Yoda
« Reply #70 on: July 24, 2010, 03:02:33 PM »
I'm going to kill two birds with one stone here.

The deaf faggot is in charge of tutorials on the quote function. He is much better at blowjobs than regular faggots, which is probably why you fell through the cracks, Yoda. He's a busy boy....and obviously he can't hear your distress calls. Don't worry, you'll get your turn soon...

So leave the regular faggots alone. :)
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Re: Welcome, Yoda
« Reply #71 on: July 24, 2010, 03:18:49 PM »
I don't know about the rest of you, but I stand a much better chance of getting a bj from a blind faggot than a deaf one.
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Re: Welcome, Yoda
« Reply #72 on: July 24, 2010, 03:57:06 PM »
I don't know about the rest of you, but I stand a much better chance of getting a bj from a blind faggot than a deaf one.
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Re: Welcome, Yoda
« Reply #73 on: July 24, 2010, 07:32:23 PM »
I don't know about the rest of you, but I stand a much better chance of getting a bj from a blind faggot than a deaf one.
Deaf ... blind, fuck it. It's all pink on the inside.
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Re: Welcome, Yoda
« Reply #74 on: July 26, 2010, 10:46:12 AM »
Deaf ... blind, phuk it. It's all pink on the inside.

THIS MAN knows....
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