Annual TigersX golf outting

[Tiger Six]

I Taylored out.  I apologize to you reprobates.

I did get a drunk text from Chad via Howard after midnight on Friday, so I've got that going for me.

[Godfather]

 

[AUChizad]

I Taylored out.  I apologize to you reprobates.

I did get a drunk text from Chad via Howard after midnight on Friday, so I've got that going for me.

What'd I say?

Seriously, that was the first time I had been denied entrance to Sammy's due to someone (Hogwally) being too drunk to stand up on his own.

Usually they at least take your cover charge before they throw you out.

I then rescued him from getting arrested when he mistook a cop's cell phone conversation for someone speaking to him.

He asked the cop, "You talkin to me", but not in a Robert Deniro in Taxi Driver kind of way. He was genuinely inquiring. The cop took it as aggression and pulled out his cuffs threatening to take him "to Birmingham Jail".

[Godfather]

He asked the cop, "You talkin to me", but not in a Robert Deniro in Taxi Driver kind of way. He was genuinely inquiring. The cop took it as aggression and pulled out his cuffs threatening to take him "to Birmingham Jail".

That just sounds greasy

[Godfather]

[Tiger Wench]

What'd I say?

Seriously, that was the first time I had been denied entrance to Sammy's due to someone (Hogwally) being too drunk to stand up on his own.

Usually they at least take your cover charge before they throw you out.

I then rescued him from getting arrested when he mistook a cop's cell phone conversation for someone speaking to him.

He asked the cop, "You talkin to me", but not in a Robert Deniro in Taxi Driver kind of way. He was genuinely inquiring. The cop took it as aggression and pulled out his cuffs threatening to take him "to Birmingham Jail".

I got a drunk text too - from Chizad via Howard.

"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" was the content. 

Unfortunately for you suckas, you were too drunk to even get dirty deeds done at outrageously stupid prices by not even making it into Sammy's.

Too drunk to get in a titty bar.  That is either some kind of record for Xers, or worthy of Xers shame.

i will let the others weigh in on that...

[AWK]

I got a drunk text too - from Chizad via Howard.

"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" was the content. 

Unfortunately for you suckas, you were too drunk to even get dirty deeds done at outrageously stupid prices by not even making it into Sammy's.

Too drunk to get in a titty bar.  That is either some kind of record for Xers, or worthy of Xers shame.

i will let the others weigh in on that...

Howard's group shot 3 over par.  However, they ended up scoring 29 under due to the amount of beer cans in the cart.  You do the math.

[AUsweetheart]

I got a drunk text too - from Chizad via Howard.

"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" was the content. 

Unfortunately for you suckas, you were too drunk to even get dirty deeds done at outrageously stupid prices by not even making it into Sammy's.

Too drunk to get in a titty bar.  That is either some kind of record for Xers, or worthy of Xers shame.

i will let the others weigh in on that...

I have my opinions...but I wasn't there for Friday night....so in all fairness, I will keep them to myself.

Although maybe these weekends are proving to be too much...for the fags that vag out due to the comforts of a little secured pussy at home....maybe these trips need to be shortened to one night.

I mean if that's all most of you are good for....

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

I have my opinions...but I wasn't there for Friday night....so in all fairness, I will keep them to myself.

Although maybe these weekends are proving to be too much...for the fags that vag out due to the comforts of a little secured pussy at home....maybe these trips need to be shortened to one night.

I mean if that's all most of you are good for....

Then how the shit are some of us supposed to know what happened the night before?  Shit.  I don't remember much after we got denied Sammy's passage.

I might as well have time travelled from Tilted Kilt to wake up time Saturday morning.

...Oh....and I give props to Sweets and Buzz (my teamates this year).  We gave it a hell of a run!   

[Thrilla]

Howard's group shot 3 over par.  However, they ended up scoring 29 under due to the amount of beer cans in the cart.  You do the math.

Our group shot 10 over par.  However, our final score was -21.  You will find similar math in the equation.

I'm sure glad I didn't get pulled over by the masses of State Highway patrolmen yesterday on the way back to Atlanta from the 'Ham, b/c I would've received a DUI.

[Thrilla]

I have my opinions...but I wasn't there for Friday night....so in all fairness, I will keep them to myself.

Although maybe these weekends are proving to be too much...for the fags that vag out due to the comforts of a little secured pussy at home....maybe these trips need to be shortened to one night.

I mean if that's all most of you are good for....

Actually, I'm only good for about 3 minutes.

Nice to meet you, finally.

[Buzz Killington]

Then how the shit are some of us supposed to know what happened the night before?  Shit.  I don't remember much after we got denied Sammy's passage.

I might as well have time travelled from Tilted Kilt to wake up time Saturday morning.

...Oh....and I give props to Sweets and Buzz (my teamates this year).  I gave it a hell of a run!   

Fixed that for you.  Hell, after the second gulligan I couldn't even hold up my part of the bargain...only 21 empties for our team.  We suxxed.

It was fun and I think I sweated off another 5 lbs out there too.  I just hope sweets doesn't think I'm a creepy old man.  I mean, I am, but I hope she doesn't think it anyway.

[Saniflush]

Funny, I would have expected Thrilla or Yoda in the basket.

[Godfather]

I just hope sweets doesn't think I'm a creepy old man.  I mean, I am, but I hope she doesn't think it anyway.

I heard she was fine after she got these removed.

[Buzz Killington]

I heard she was fine after she got these removed.

That's a damn lie.  I never once had paint on my hands.

[Jumbo]

What'd I say?

Seriously, that was the first time I had been denied entrance to Sammy's due to someone (Hogwally) being too drunk to stand up on his own.

Usually they at least take your cover charge before they throw you out.

I then rescued him from getting arrested when he mistook a cop's cell phone conversation for someone speaking to him.

He asked the cop, "You talkin to me", but not in a Robert Deniro in Taxi Driver kind of way. He was genuinely inquiring. The cop took it as aggression and pulled out his cuffs threatening to take him "to Birmingham Jail".

+1 Stir Crazy.

[Hogwally]

I got a drunk text too - from Chizad via Howard.

"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" was the content. 

Unfortunately for you suckas, you were too drunk to even get dirty deeds done at outrageously stupid prices by not even making it into Sammy's.

Too drunk to get in a titty bar.  That is either some kind of record for Xers, or worthy of Xers shame.

i will let the others weigh in on that...

     Not my finest hour.  All I can say is it's all fun and games until someone trips over a curb and rips the skin off of three toes.  In my defense, I still say it wouldn't have been a problem at Sammysif I hadn't been wearing the razorback hat.
     But thanks for letting me join in.  I had a lot of fun, sorry I made an ass of myself.  Feel free to make fun of me, I deserve it.

[Buzz Killington]

     Not my finest hour.  All I can say is it's all fun and games until someone trips over a curb and rips the skin off of three toes.  In my defense, I still say it wouldn't have been a problem at Sammysif I hadn't been wearing the razorback hat.
     But thanks for letting me join in.  I had a lot of fun, sorry I made an ass of myself.  Feel free to make fun of me, I deserve it.

I am really regretting not making it along on Friday night, but it was great to meet you. 
I have been kicked out of Sammy's before, but never stopped from going in.  I am in awe, sir.

[Tiger Six]

Three toes huh?  Is your last name McFadden?

[Ogre]

I think I had a great time.  Just wish I remembered more of it.

I will say I was disappointed in my teammates and their lack of dedication to drinking our way to victory.