Annual TigersX golf outting

Ogre · « **Reply #40 on:** July 21, 2010, 09:24:52 PM »

I'm in this bitch, and to say I suck at golf would be the understatement of the decade. I can, however, drink beer like that chinese dude gobbles hot dogs.

Saniflush · « **Reply #41 on:** July 22, 2010, 06:34:12 AM »

Quote from: Ogre on July 21, 2010, 09:24:52 PM

I'm in this bitch, and to say I suck at golf would be the understatement of the decade. I can, however, drink beer like that chinese dude gobbles hot dogs.

I'm calling dibs on the oompa loompa.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #42 on:** July 22, 2010, 09:00:40 AM »

I haven't had a drink since the roundsball outing, so I am saving up for this one. You bitches better recognize.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #43 on:** July 22, 2010, 10:23:38 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 22, 2010, 09:00:40 AM

You bitches better recognize.

I'll be on a team with you, Buzz. I'll be coming off the wagon myself.

And I know I got some of these princesses beat already.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #44 on:** July 22, 2010, 10:29:41 AM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on July 22, 2010, 10:23:38 AM

I'll be on a team with you, Buzz. I'll be coming off the wagon myself.

And I know I got some of these princesses beat already.

I like it...the teams are coming together. We'd better go ahead and recruit Chopper heavily. He can play while we drive the cart and Gulligan our way through the course.

Saniflush · « **Reply #45 on:** July 22, 2010, 10:31:29 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 22, 2010, 10:29:41 AM

I like it...the teams are coming together. We'd better go ahead and recruit Chopper heavily. He can play while we drive the cart and Gulligan our way through the course.

He will also keep you on time.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #46 on:** July 22, 2010, 10:32:36 AM »

Hey Chopper! Do you like to fish? Need a new computer?

Do you like Gladiator movies?

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #47 on:** July 22, 2010, 10:37:30 AM »

Chop, I can get you in to a great party at umm.....Orange Beach.

Thrilla · « **Reply #48 on:** July 22, 2010, 11:30:44 AM »

I also believe that the mysterious and perhaps not real poster known as Yoda will be joining us.

AWK · « **Reply #49 on:** July 22, 2010, 11:36:42 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on July 22, 2010, 06:34:12 AM

I'm calling dibs on the oompa loompa.

I think if you put myself and Ogre on a team we will win by gulligans alone.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #50 on:** July 22, 2010, 11:38:59 AM »

Quote from: AWK on July 22, 2010, 11:36:42 AM

I think if you put myself and Ogre on a team we will win by gulligans alone.

you throwing down the gauntlet, Taylor?

You might regret runnin that purty mouth.

AWK · « **Reply #51 on:** July 22, 2010, 11:43:49 AM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on July 22, 2010, 11:38:59 AM

you throwing down the gauntlet, Taylor?

You might regret runnin that purty mouth.

I sure am. I'm just going to have to drink 52 gallons of water before hand. I'm sure it will be 158 degrees outside, like today.

Thrilla · « **Reply #52 on:** July 22, 2010, 11:46:02 AM »

I plan on winning by mixing my drinking and golf skills together. If I can shoot around 100 and finish at least a beer a hole, VICTORY WILL BE MINE!

AWK · « **Reply #53 on:** July 22, 2010, 11:53:29 AM »

Quote from: Thrilla on July 22, 2010, 11:46:02 AM

I plan on winning by mixing my drinking and golf skills together. If I can shoot around 100 and finish at least a beer a hole, VICTORY WILL BE MINE!

I bet I could go through a case by the greens on the 18th. Someone may have to wheel barrow me off the golf course though.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #54 on:** July 22, 2010, 12:02:13 PM »

Quote from: AWK on July 22, 2010, 11:43:49 AM

I'm just going to have to drink 52 gallons of water before hand.

pussy.

AWK · « **Reply #55 on:** July 22, 2010, 12:13:46 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on July 22, 2010, 12:02:13 PM

pussy.

Hey, you will be chillin' in the golf cart...not chasing around horribly hit golf balls in the wilderness.

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #56 on:** July 22, 2010, 12:31:50 PM »

The Tailgater is in!!

You probably don't want me on your team though as I can't play very well nor can I drink very much

AWK · « **Reply #57 on:** July 22, 2010, 12:38:46 PM »

The roster so far
Sani
Wes
Thrilla
Sweets
Chop
Awk
Buzz
Hookem'
Jumbo
Ogre
AUTailgatingRules

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #58 on:** July 22, 2010, 01:03:07 PM »

Where the fuck is tarheel?

Godfather · « **Reply #59 on:** July 22, 2010, 01:04:17 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on July 22, 2010, 01:03:07 PM

Where the fuck is tarheel?

STUDY!!! I'm not gonna send you any more texts.