Annual TigersX golf outting

Jumbo · « **Reply #20 on:** July 21, 2010, 12:53:17 PM »

I'm ready to make it hail, I'm also bringing a whore.

AWK · « **Reply #21 on:** July 21, 2010, 01:03:27 PM »

Quote from: Token on July 21, 2010, 12:44:24 PM

I don't drink so I would obviously be a handicap to my team, thus making the challenge unfair. If not for that, I'd be all over it.

Drinking doesn't matter, you can come for the golf anyways. Plus, you can laugh at all of us.

Thrilla, I am down. I have to be on Sani's foursome though because we won the last time we played...I think.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #22 on:** July 21, 2010, 02:03:11 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper on July 21, 2010, 12:24:40 PM

What is a normal pace of play?

30 min per hole if my memory serves me correctly.

GH2001 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 21, 2010, 02:05:34 PM »

Quote from: AWK on July 21, 2010, 01:03:27 PM

Drinking doesn't matter

It does matter Taylor - it does fucking matter!!

Its like I don't know you anymore. So - you bringing the O'Douls?

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #24 on:** July 21, 2010, 02:12:50 PM »

Quote from: AWK on July 21, 2010, 01:03:27 PM

Drinking doesn't matter, you can come for the golf anyways. Plus, you can laugh at all of us.

Thrilla, I am down. I have to be on Sani's foursome though because we won the last time we played...I think.

This is pre-drinking formula tournament days. ...and if I remember correctly, the FIRST year it was all you bitches vs. the golf nazi, and the golf nazi won.

AWK · « **Reply #25 on:** July 21, 2010, 02:15:43 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper on July 21, 2010, 02:12:50 PM

This is pre-drinking formula tournament days. ...and if I remember correctly, the FIRST year it was all you bitches vs. the golf nazi, and the golf nazi won.

I actually had a few birdies the first year on the front nine. The back nine, well... I was shit housed.

And GH, you are right, drinking does matter. What have I become...

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #26 on:** July 21, 2010, 02:19:31 PM »

Quote from: AWK on July 21, 2010, 02:15:43 PM

What have I become...

We've all noticed. Admitting you're a pussy is the first step.

Anyone got that number for that treatment facility out west? Promises, I think it's called?

Jumbo · « **Reply #27 on:** July 21, 2010, 02:19:36 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 21, 2010, 02:03:11 PM

30 min per hole if my memory serves me correctly.

That's my kind of party, I choose Buzz and my ho.

AWK · « **Reply #28 on:** July 21, 2010, 02:22:56 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper on July 21, 2010, 02:19:31 PM

We've all noticed. Admitting you're a pussy is the first step.

Anyone got that number for that treatment facility out west? Promises, I think it's called?

I am what I eat.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #29 on:** July 21, 2010, 02:25:53 PM »

Quote from: AWK on July 21, 2010, 02:22:56 PM

I am what I eat.

Being a lesbian is respectable.

AWK · « **Reply #30 on:** July 21, 2010, 02:34:02 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper on July 21, 2010, 02:25:53 PM

Being a lesbian is respectable.

That's what your mom taught me.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #31 on:** July 21, 2010, 02:49:25 PM »

Quote from: AWK on July 21, 2010, 02:34:02 PM

That's what your mom taught me.

She tells it like it is. You weren't going to make it happen with the ladies any other way than going Lesbo. I still think you should go with the crew cut and go full butch.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #32 on:** July 21, 2010, 03:05:00 PM »

Anybody know where I can pick up a case of Zima?

GH2001 · « **Reply #33 on:** July 21, 2010, 03:06:33 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on July 21, 2010, 03:05:00 PM

Anybody know where I can pick up a case of Zima?

See AWK. He also has some Tab.

Jumbo · « **Reply #34 on:** July 21, 2010, 03:18:57 PM »

The roster so far
Sani
Wes
Thrilla
Sweets
Chop
Awk
Buzz
Hookem'
Jumbo
Ogre

AWK · « **Reply #35 on:** July 21, 2010, 03:24:31 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper on July 21, 2010, 02:49:25 PM

She tells it like it is. You weren't going to make it happen with the ladies any other way than going Lesbo. I still think you should go with the crew cut and go full butch.

Ohhh, I understand now. You want me to be like your Dad. Got it.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #36 on:** July 21, 2010, 03:39:55 PM »

Quote from: AWK on July 21, 2010, 03:24:31 PM

Ohhh, I understand now. You want me to be like your Dad. Got it.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Baby steps. Baby steps. We know you too well, anyway. Set the bar a little lower. You'll feel better. Ask Thrilla. He knows.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #37 on:** July 21, 2010, 03:40:33 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper on July 21, 2010, 03:39:55 PM

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Baby steps. Baby steps. We know you too well, anyway. Set the bar a little lower. You'll feel better. Ask Thrilla. He knows.

Don't ask Thrilla tomorrow - he will be at the game and his mouth will be full.

Thrilla · « **Reply #38 on:** July 21, 2010, 04:39:03 PM »

Quote from: AuburnChopper on July 21, 2010, 03:39:55 PM

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Baby steps. Baby steps. We know you too well, anyway. Set the bar a little lower. You'll feel better. Ask Thrilla. He knows.

If you set the bar low, you never fail. Hence the reason I'm so damn successful.

Quote from: Tiger Wench on July 21, 2010, 03:40:33 PM

Don't ask Thrilla tomorrow - he will be at the game and his mouth will be full.

Your jealousy is so sexy.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #39 on:** July 21, 2010, 04:59:44 PM »

Quote from: Thrilla on July 21, 2010, 04:39:03 PM

Your jealousy is so sexy.

Sorry, but I am not jealous of the Braves. I am resigned to my life as a Suckasstros fan. I mean, I am a winner in every other part of my life - so they are the one thing that keeps me humble.