Annual TigersX golf outting

[Jumbo]

I'm ready to make it hail, I'm also bringing a whore.

[AWK]

I don't drink so I would obviously be a handicap to my team, thus making the challenge unfair.  If not for that, I'd be all over it. 

Drinking doesn't matter, you can come for the golf anyways.  Plus, you can laugh at all of us.

Thrilla, I am down.  I have to be on Sani's foursome though because we won the last time we played...I think.

[Buzz Killington]

What is a normal pace of play?   

30 min per hole if my memory serves me correctly.

[GH2001]

Drinking doesn't matter

It does matter Taylor - it does fucking matter!!

Its like I don't know you anymore. So - you bringing the O'Douls?

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Drinking doesn't matter, you can come for the golf anyways.  Plus, you can laugh at all of us.

Thrilla, I am down.  I have to be on Sani's foursome though because we won the last time we played...I think.

This is pre-drinking formula tournament days.  ...and if I remember correctly, the FIRST year it was all you bitches vs. the golf nazi, and the golf nazi won.  

[AWK]

This is pre-drinking formula tournament days.  ...and if I remember correctly, the FIRST year it was all you bitches vs. the golf nazi, and the golf nazi won.  

I actually had a few birdies the first year on the front nine.  The back nine, well... I was shit housed.

And GH, you are right, drinking does matter.  What have I become...

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

What have I become...

We've all noticed.  Admitting you're a pussy is the first step.  

Anyone got that number for that treatment facility out west?  Promises, I think it's called?



 

[Jumbo]

30 min per hole if my memory serves me correctly.

That's my kind of party, I choose Buzz and my ho.

[AWK]

We've all noticed.  Admitting you're a pussy is the first step.  

Anyone got that number for that treatment facility out west?  Promises, I think it's called?



 

I am what I eat.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

I am what I eat.

Being a lesbian is respectable.

[AWK]

Being a lesbian is respectable.

That's what your mom taught me. 

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

That's what your mom taught me. 

She tells it like it is.  You weren't going to make it happen with the ladies any other way than going Lesbo.  I still think you should go with the crew cut and go full butch.

[Buzz Killington]

Anybody know where I can pick up a case of Zima?

[GH2001]

Anybody know where I can pick up a case of Zima?

See AWK. He also has some Tab.

[Jumbo]

The roster so far
Sani
Wes
Thrilla
Sweets
Chop
Awk
Buzz
Hookem'
Jumbo
Ogre

[AWK]

She tells it like it is.  You weren't going to make it happen with the ladies any other way than going Lesbo.  I still think you should go with the crew cut and go full butch.

Ohhh, I understand now.  You want me to be like your Dad.  Got it.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Ohhh, I understand now.  You want me to be like your Dad.  Got it.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Baby steps.  Baby steps.  We know you too well, anyway.  Set the bar a little lower.  You'll feel better.  Ask Thrilla.  He knows. 

[Tiger Wench]

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Baby steps.  Baby steps.  We know you too well, anyway.  Set the bar a little lower.  You'll feel better.  Ask Thrilla.  He knows. 

Don't ask Thrilla tomorrow - he will be at the game and his mouth will be full.

[Thrilla]

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Baby steps.  Baby steps.  We know you too well, anyway.  Set the bar a little lower.  You'll feel better.  Ask Thrilla.  He knows. 

If you set the bar low, you never fail.  Hence the reason I'm so damn successful.

Don't ask Thrilla tomorrow - he will be at the game and his mouth will be full.

Your jealousy is so sexy.

[Tiger Wench]

Your jealousy is so sexy.

Sorry, but I am not jealous of the Braves.  I am resigned to my life as a Suckasstros fan.  I mean, I am a winner in every other part of my life - so they are the one thing that keeps me humble.