Lollerskates!

BTDub...our local sports talk guy was talking about the Marcel Derrier situation and he said, "Auburn fans can thank Tommy Tuberville for not being involved in this mess....because he didn't recruit anyone good enough to get invited to the party."

I have to admit, I chortled briefly.

boartitz · « **Reply #32 on:** July 21, 2010, 02:18:19 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on July 21, 2010, 02:14:39 PM

BTDub...our local sports talk guy was talking about the Marcel Derrier situation and he said, "Auburn fans can thank Tommy Tuberville for not being involved in this mess....because he didn't recruit anyone good enough to get invited to the party."

I have to admit, I chortled briefly.

We heard the same joke. Just substitute Nutt for Tubby.

Tiger Six · « **Reply #33 on:** July 21, 2010, 04:52:27 PM »

Quote from: Birmingham on July 21, 2010, 10:34:57 AM

I've always thought it was odd that I get so much poop as a Bama fan from Auburn fans about cheating. Your phuking program is rotten. You couldn't even play for a championship in an undefeated 1993 season because you cheated your brains out and were given a post season ban. You weren't given a chance in an undefeated 2004 and I don't doubt it was because of being maybe the dirtiest program in college football. Don't throw rocks if you live in glass houses you bunch of cheaters.

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our recruits - we did.

But you can't hold a whole football team responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted coachs. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole college football system? And if the whole college football system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #34 on:** July 21, 2010, 04:56:41 PM »

Quote from: Pale Rider on July 21, 2010, 04:52:27 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our recruits - we did.

But you can't hold a whole football team responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted coachs. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole college football system? And if the whole college football system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

You're through. Finished at Faber.

Godfather · « **Reply #35 on:** July 21, 2010, 05:08:38 PM »

Quote from: Pale Rider on July 21, 2010, 04:52:27 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our recruits - we did.

But you can't hold a whole football team responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted coachs. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole college football system? And if the whole college football system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

He knows. He's Pre-Law