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Didn't want him anyway. For real
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Didn't want him anyway. For real
I usually only play the "didn't want him anyway" game jokingly.  But when I saw this asshat had Auburn in his final list, I was really hoping he'd go somewhere else.

https://www.al.com/auburnbasketball/2020/05/georgetown-transfer-mac-mcclung-commits-to-texas-tech-over-auburn-others.html

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He looks like the semi-mentally-disabled offspring of John C. Reilly and this guy:

If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

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You linked AL.cum so I will not be reading the story.
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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You linked AL.cum so I will not be reading the story.
I'm sure it went a little something like:  Auburn got punked again.  Bruce Pearl is still crooked.  Nate Oats is better than Wilford Brimley.
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.


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I'm sure it went a little something like:  Auburn got punked again.  Bruce Pearl is still crooked.  Nate Oats is better than Wilford Brimley.
Auburn loses out on another one.  The Tide climbs the recruiting rankings ladder.

On another note, it would have been good to get this guy.  He's a bad ass. 
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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Auburn loses out on another one.  The Tide climbs the recruiting rankings ladder.

On another note, it would have been
good to get this guy.  He's a  bad ass.
Some quick edits. 
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Who in their right mind wants a white boy to play basketball for them?
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Who in their right mind wants a white boy to play basketball for them?
NCAA Tournament 2019: Duke, Zion Williamson, Australians in March ...
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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NCAA Tournament 2019: Duke, Zion Williamson, Australians in March ...
Yet another example of systemic racism and white privilege. Scrooo Doook
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These boys ain't white!
Hell, they ain't even 'ol timey!
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Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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Do not anger the Chubb.
Yeah well he was the only great white one.

Besides Chris Brandt, obviously.
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Scotty Pohlman wept
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.


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Scotty Pohlman wept
As did Lance Weems.