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I was diving out of PCB this past weekend with a bunch of guys who spearfish.  One of them had shot a pretty good stringer of fish and there was a 7' or 8' bull shark that took serious interest in him but never came closer than about 20'.  It's funny because the sharks are not that big of a threat to move in and try to take your speared fish but these Goliath groupers don't give a fudge and will absolutely try to steal your shoot. 

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Ah...the "I don't have to outrun the bear, just my buddy" theory.  Solid.
Plus I might get some video of it and I can get my bookface likes up.  I know how the twitters work.
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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I was on the beach a couple of years ago, fairly early in the day. Not a ton of folks out there but mainly old geezers, some really young kids and family’s.!I was really the only one in the area with a true beach bod going on. But there were a few nice soccer moms I wouldn’t kick to the curb. My wife was one.

Cracked open a miller light well before noon and enjoying my morning when my wife spots a school of sharks headed toward this lady and her kids. I immediately sprang to my feet, ran 30 yards and out into the surf to get her attention. Yelling shark at the top of my lungs. Literally, as loud as I could. I promise.

There were probably in excess of 20 people around and numerous others on down the beach who were focused on me at this point. When the lady, and mind she sounded like a yankee, told me those were dolphins.

I grew up going to the beach down here is what I was thinking. “I know those are dolphins, you stupid bitch. It was just a drill.” Is what I was thinking. But I just want back to my towel and didn’t talk for a while as my wife and a few friends laughed like hell. Oh they loved that.

It could have been a shark. And killed them all.
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Plus I might get some video of it and I can get my bookface likes up.  I know how the twitters work.
This guy knows the format.
You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.


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This guy knows the format.
It would have been super easy for you to have said something nice about my shark story while you were making this post.

But, no.
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