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She wasn't remotely interested in jacked-grampa, so just volunteer to drop trou next time as well.
Oh I had no illusions about that.  I just needed a little warning so I could maybe do a couple of sets of push ups before I went, wear some looser fitting pants, apply some instant tan crème.  Something other than pale, obese, saggy mole guy.

I wanted to hear her tell her co-workers as I walked out, "He looks just like that Jason Statham guy".  However, I'm pretty sure all I heard was her throwing up in her mouth a little. 
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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Oh I had no illusions about that.  I just needed a little warning so I could maybe do a couple of sets of push ups before I went, wear some looser fitting pants, apply some instant tan crème.  Something other than pale, obese, saggy mole guy.

I wanted to hear her tell her co-workers as I walked out, "He looks just like that Jason Statham guy".  However, I'm pretty sure all I heard was her throwing up in her mouth a little.
Yea but was she able to swallow it back down cause that's a start.
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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Yea but was she able to swallow it back down cause that's a start.
Come to think of it, I believe she did.

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Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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every inch huh? even that one inch?
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every inch huh? even that one inch?
I was in the pool.
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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Found an idea for you.

If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

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Found an idea for you.


Netflix special next year, Bee King?  Snags marries Wiregrass and some other dude, and then decides to challenge Kay Ivey?


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Netflix special next year, Bee King?  Snags marries Wiregrass and some other dude, and then decides to challenge Kay Ivey?
He’d win 
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Netflix special next year, Bee King?  Snags marries Wiregrass and some other dude, and then decides to challenge Kay Ivey?
You know what, Jarhead? Mr. Funny man tough marine, I will tell you one thing. You keep making fun of me, bud, and you won’t even be considered as the third groom. 

You certainly won’t be walking the aisle if you keep up the wise assness, mr. Smarty pants. 
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Netflix special next year, Bee King?  Snags marries Wiregrass and some other dude, and then decides to challenge Kay Ivey?
Thank goodness you forgot bout that sausage encounter....
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5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.


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and you won’t even be considered as the third groom.
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