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Trump took a shoot!
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Trump took a shoot!


Nancy Pelosi announces investigation into size and odor of shoot Donald Trump took yesterday morning.  Concerned that there may be Brazil nuts embedded in the turd, proving Trump's collusion with the Portuguese nation. 

The odor was said to have sickened one Secret Service member stationed outside the Presidential throne.  Adam Schiff stated that Trump would be thoroughly investigated for any EPA violations related to the passage of noxious and deadly fumes.  

Apparently Trump devoured both a Big Mac and a Quarter Pounder prior to taking said shoot.  A third Congressional Committee will investigate Trump for promoting slave labor since the workers who took his order are paid less than $15 an hour.  

A fourth investigation will attempt to determine how Trump's affinity for fast food has positively impacted the image of Ronald McDonald, a known clown.  Jerry Nadler is leading this charge since his troll-like appearance is thought to be less intimidating to the clown community.  
« Last Edit: February 13, 2020, 04:40:00 PM by Kaos »
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Re: Trump took a shoot!
I have made it no secret that I admire Donald Trump. But I think that it is ridiculous for him to race in the Daytona 500 just because he is president.

Would they have ever let Obama do that? I don’t think so.

And if you support this, then you are an idiot, too. It is much too dangerous for a president to be participating in.

Still, I hope he finished strong.
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Whether you like it or not, the Daytona 500 is an American icon. 

Trump keeps showing up where the heart of America is on a regular basis. 
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