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a serial pooper.  This lady was arrested yesterday in Massachusetts after pulling up in the parking lot of a grocery store 8 times in roughly a month, getting out and dropping a growler.  The manager said he would constantly arrive to open the store and find a steamy Saban piled in the parking lot.  However, yesterday a cop happened to be patrolling and saw her hang that ass out the Lincoln and grow a tail.  Okay, so you're mad at the store for whatever.  One dump is acceptable.  Maybe two depending on your level of pissed off.  But this was apparently the morning routine.  She looks happy.

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Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....

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Kaos would nail it.....after 7-8 whiskey sours. 
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Found Sani's next wife
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Kaos would nail it.....after 7-8 whiskey sours.
She's probably not bad after 7-8 whiskeys and when she's not all cryin' and got her make up did....and she doesn't have dooky smeared all over her butt.
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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Kaos would nail it.....after 7-8 whiskey sours.
Thankfully I don't drink brown liquor. 
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Technically, we're all serial poopers.

Uncle Sani would tell this woman to quit copping his style.
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I see we got the "LIKE" button fixt.


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Technically, we're all serial poopers.

Uncle Sani would tell this woman to quit copping his style.
Sani goes next level with that shoot. Literally. 
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After a refreshing week of diving in Roatan I am back to comment...

She's a fudgeing amateur.  You never doing in the same place twice.  Nobody here ever saw me shoot in the same LSU truck twice did they?  Thought not!
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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After a refreshing week of diving in Roatan I am back to comment...

She's a fudgeing amateur.  You never doing in the same place twice.  Nobody here ever saw me shoot in the same LSU truck twice did they?  Thought not!
You have a point.  And nobody really wants that mental picture more than once either.

On the dive note, I showed my sister your bookfaces dive pictures.  It got her thinking about getting back into it. She was big into diving for years until about a year ago when she had an equipment malfunction and just about bought the big one at 60 feet.  Really shook her up and she hasn't been since. 
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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You have a point.  And nobody really wants that mental picture more than once either.

On the dive note, I showed my sister your bookfaces dive pictures.  It got her thinking about getting back into it. She was big into diving for years until about a year ago when she had an equipment malfunction and just about bought the big one at 60 feet.  Really shook her up and she hasn't been since.
Funny...not funny.
My sister used to dive all the time also. She too had a device malfunction and thought she was dying. I think she was closer to 100 ft. Has not been back one time since! Not even an inkling of desire.
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You have a point.  And nobody really wants that mental picture more than once either.

On the dive note, I showed my sister your bookfaces dive pictures.  It got her thinking about getting back into it. She was big into diving for years until about a year ago when she had an equipment malfunction and just about bought the big one at 60 feet.  Really shook her up and she hasn't been since.
What kind of malfunction? 

You ought to get into it.  
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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Funny...not funny.
My sister used to dive all the time also. She too had a device malfunction and thought she was dying. I think she was closer to 100 ft. Has not been back one time since! Not even an inkling of desire.

That's a pretty deep muff. 
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That's a pretty deep muff.
That's a pretty deep muff. 
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That's a pretty deep muff.
Why did you say it twice?
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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Rape?
You get -197.63 points....why so high you wonder.  Because it's like the only damn movie Snaggle actually knows/uses quotes from and you fudgeed it up.
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You get -197.63 points....why so high you wonder.  Because it's like the only damn movie Snaggle actually knows/uses quotes from and you fudgeed it up.
Wait just a damn minute.  I saw Airplane and at least half of Blazing Saddles.  Plus, I've heard a lot about Caddyshack.
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....