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Would have loved to have 5 star Jones, but all I'm saying is this class has some good beef. 
You are destroying my planet and your only concern is good beef. So pathetic!


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You are destroying my planet and your only concern is good beef. So pathetic!
His beef is STRONG!
You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.


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You need to go back and look again there wasn't a lot of 4 or 5 star OLineman out there.  I will school you.

All of these are OLinemen so I'm not putting their positions, besides AU may change that. The position rankings are national.

First Juco
Killian Zierer 3 star - Ranked #3 at his position
Brenden Coffey 3 star Ranked #4 at his position

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Avery Jernigan 3 star ranked #25 at his position
Tate Johnson 3 star ranked #27 at his position
Jeremia Wright 3 star ranked #40 at his position

To me, position rankings are more important than the stars that means out of all the High School kids the lowest we got at Offensive guard was ranked #40.  Yeah, he may be ranked total #663 but he's an offensive guard they don't get the love the skill players do.

Would have loved to have 5 star Jones, but all I'm saying is this class has some good beef. 
Let me counter your counter with some schoolifying of my own.

I get the #3 and #4 at their positions for Zierer and Coffey.  They're also 290 and 275 pounds respectively.  Jack Driscoll at best???  Avery Jernigan is 278.  Where's the beef, there Wendy?  None of that will remotely cut it in the SEC.  They're projects until they all put on 25 -35 pounds at least.

Gawd forbid I use these scumbags and actually looked at their 247 page.  But....fudge Georgia, by contrast:

Broderick Jones
6'5" 300 5*

Tate Ratledge
6'6" 322 4*

Sheldon Van Pran
6'4" 305 4*

Chad Lindberg
6'6" 327 4*

Devin Willock
6'6" 345 3*

We got numbers.  Not a lot of size or quality. (On paper, I get it)  I'm sorry but this staff has done a great job everywhere the past few years except O-line.  That's why we haven't had a 1,000 rusher for 2 years, a given every year under Gus, and we go into this year with no glimmer and a little hope.
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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I keep hearing that Zeirer will turn out to be the steal of the class...but he had ACL repair back in November.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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His beef WRONG
We have scrawny beef. No way any of these calves are ready for the mighty SEC. Who will save us?


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We have scrawny beef. No way any of these calves are ready for the mighty SEC. Who will save us?
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.


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He's saying he has a new fall guy in Chaddyboy. We got 11 RBs and 14 TEs and Mark Anthony Richards, Mark Anthony Richards, Mark Anthony Richards. That's all I hear. Say it again!

Dumpsterfire Rocky Top has a better offensive line. We have troubles and they aren't going away with some well wishes and pixie dust.


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They penciled in a guy at left tackle that's had 3 major knee surgeries. 


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They penciled in a guy at left tackle that's had 3 major knee surgeries.
Is that a problem?  Cause I gotta plead ignorance on that one.
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Is that a problem?  Cause I gotta plead ignorance on that one.
I like a nice comeback story and Troxell's tough resilience but why left tackle? Guess I'm pleading ignorance about the miracles of modern medicine. Note: I used to watch The Six Million Dollar Man.


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I like a nice comeback story and Troxell's tough resilience but why left tackle? Guess I'm pleading ignorance about the miracles of modern medicine. Note: I used to watch The Six Million Dollar Man.
Know why nobody can't never find the Bigfoot?  Cause Six Million Dolla' Man done whip dat ass.

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Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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Know why nobody can't never find the Bigfoot?  Cause Six Million Dolla' Man done whip dat ass.

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That bigfoot has some serious fur. Ick!


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Which doctor is this?
I get 'em confused.


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Let me counter your counter with some schoolifying of my own.

I get the #3 and #4 at their positions for Zierer and Coffey.  They're also 290 and 275 pounds respectively.  Jack Driscoll at best???  Avery Jernigan is 278.  Where's the beef, there Wendy?  None of that will remotely cut it in the SEC.  They're projects until they all put on 25 -35 pounds at least.

Gawd forbid I use these scumbags and actually looked at their 247 page.  But....fudge Georgia, by contrast:

Broderick Jones
6'5" 300 5*

Tate Ratledge
6'6" 322 4*

Sheldon Van Pran
6'4" 305 4*

Chad Lindberg
6'6" 327 4*

Devin Willock
6'6" 345 3*

We got numbers.  Not a lot of size or quality. (On paper, I get it)  I'm sorry but this staff has done a great job everywhere the past few years except O-line.  That's why we haven't had a 1,000 rusher for 2 years, a given every year under Gus, and we go into this year with no glimmer and a little hope.
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Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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Which doctor is this?
I get 'em confused.
Dr Shakalu
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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FEAR THE JERNIGAN!!!

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He must have an internal switch to make him seem more fearful. Geez he looks like a larger version of the neighbors grandchild.