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I has them.  The weekend of the Iron Bowl, my left arm and shoulder were feeling inflamed, for lack of a better term.  As most of you know, this incredibly powerful, buff physique, did not happen on it's own.  I had been going at it pretty hard in the weight room and that Friday before, I really thought I had overdone it with my left shoulder.  It kept on for a few days so I went to the Doc to see if I could get a little sumpn' sumpn' to ease it off. 

Anywho, I woke up Saturday with it hurting like hell and red blotches all over my arm.  The wife looked at it and immediately diagnosed me with the Goat Aids, which was confirmed an hour later by the Doc.  Goat Aids are also known by another name, Shingles.  And they spread.  And they hurt.  And life sucks.

Now, this is just one of life's inconveniences.  I've got two good friends going through chemo right now so I need to quit my bitchin' and suck it up, buttercup.  I only say this to tell you someone asked me earlier this year if I had gotten my shingles shot.  Scuse' me!  Never heard of a shingles shot.  Why would I do that? I might get a flu shot, but shingles?

Let's just say I would highly recommend looking into that.  Goat Aids is teh suxxors.
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....

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FOREVER UNCLEAN!!!!!!!!!
You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.


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How old you got to be to get one of those shots. 

My dad had the shingles.  Got in his eye and was bad there for a while. 
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How old you got to be to get one of those shots.

My dad had the shingles.  Got in his eye and was bad there for a while.
A lady down here got them in her eye a couple of years ago.  Went straight to the brain and kilt her.  I don't know about the shot but I know you're never too young or old to get this mess.
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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I avoid people. No need for another vaccination!
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.


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I told you that I had no idea what that sore at the base of my rooster was from.

Now do you believe me?
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All joking aside, I apologize if you got it from my penis.
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Damn, it must suck being 60!  (I have already had them, it hurts like a motherfudgeer!)
Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

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My doc recommend I get the shot 7 years ago when diagnosed with the diabetes. He highly recommended when I told him I had chicken pox twice. I get it tomorrow. Thanks. 


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Damn, it must suck being 60!  (I have already had them, it hurts like a motherfudgeer!)
I will find you.
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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I will find you.
Not with those shingles you won't
Aim for 3 when you need 17
Aim for 20 when you need 2
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I made the mistake of scratching my nuts with my bad hand and now I have a sack covered in painful red blotches.  The silver lining is it's such a festive time of year.


Shingle balls, shingle balls, shingle all the way.
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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I have been thinking about you and hearing the stories about how bad it can be if it gets in someone’s eye makes me really glad that I didn’t spoot in your eye.
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If the pain gets to a point that you cannot stand it, which with your being a pussy is likely, I will come hit you in the head with a claw hammer. Take your mind right off of the unbearable pain with some new unbearable pain.  And I seriously don’t mind coming up there to do it. On my own dime.
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If the pain gets to a point that you cannot stand it, which with your being a pussy is likely, I will come hit you in the head with a claw hammer. Take your mind right off of the unbearable pain with some new unbearable pain.  And I seriously don’t mind coming up there to do it. On my own dime.
As little as you have been posting, we though you lost internet access. Maybe keep the dime and pay a bill.
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.