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Re: Things I never want to see again
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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Re: Things I never want to see again
Hope Solo nudes...
So you're cool with the gays.

Hope is imminently bangable... But she might also up and whoop your ass.
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Hope is imminently bangable... But she might also up and whoop your ass.
That could be alright too...if you're into that kind of stuff.
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That could be alright too...if you're into that kind of stuff.
Your words have meaning, pale face.
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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So you're cool with the gays.

Hope is imminently bangable... But she might also up and whoop your ass.
Some of us never had to stoop to “imminently bangable!”
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.


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I recommend that you never go to an x gate. Take my word.
I don't care if they are around, I just don't want them trying to fudge me or my cats.


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Some of us never had to stoop to “imminently bangable!”
Some of you should look up the definition and uses of "imminently."
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So you're cool with the gays.

Hope is imminently bangable... But she might also up and whoop your ass.
True technically. But....richard in a coffee can may be an understatement for Hope. 

I used to like her until I saw the pics...thing looks like it’s had a Louisville slugger rammed in it 50 times.
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True technically. But....richard in a coffee can may be an understatement for Hope.

I used to like her until I saw the pics...thing looks like it’s had a Louisville slugger rammed in it 50 times.
I spent my adolescence chasing the dubious treasures of the vacationing...ahem...ladies of the Redneck Riviera.

Looks fine to me.

Just sayin.
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I spent my adolescence chasing the dubious treasures of the vacationing...ahem...ladies of the Redneck Riviera.

Looks fine to me.

Just sayin.

I chortled. 
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.


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True technically. But....richard in a coffee can may be an understatement for Hope.

I used to like her until I saw the pics...thing looks like it’s had a Louisville slugger rammed in it 50 times.
Somebody gets it. Some things should be left unseen.
Almost as bad as CHYNA.
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.


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Somebody gets it. Some things should be left unseen.
Almost as bad as CHYNA.
Listen if you fudgeers can't accept a woman who when she is naked whistles in the wind I can't help you.
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Listen if you fudgeers can't accept a woman who when she is naked whistles in the wind I can't help you.
I kind of like curtains.


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I never want to see CCTAU's sausage in Snagg's mouth.
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Hope Solo nudes...
At the old X I once knew and loved, these pics would be splattered all over Funchess hall.  What is wrong with this place???


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At the old X I once knew and loved, these pics would be splattered all over Funchess hall.  What is wrong with this place???
"I'm sick of following my dreams...I'm just going to ask them where they are going and hook up with 'em later." - Mitch Hedberg


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At the old X I once knew and loved, these pics would be splattered all over Funchess hall.  What is wrong with this place???
They were. Like 5 years ago. It was very scarring.
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.