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Things I never want to see again
There are random things that piss me off.  Random.  Things I could go the rest of my life never seeing again and being perfectly happy.  

1) The phrase "claps back."  fudge you if you ever wrote that in a headline or in an article.  Just fudge you with a rusty chainsaw.  I saw it today in some dumbass story about drag queens being pissed because Tommy Tuberville didn't think they should be trashing up a Christmas parade.  The drag queens "clapped back."   fudge that.  I hate it.  

2) People pretending to talk like dogs using the word "hooman."  Just fudge you.  My dog is smarter than you are.  Ram a fossilized great dane richard up your ass.  

I may add more later.   Those are the two immediate entries.  
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Re: Things I never want to see again
There are random things that piss me off.  Random.  Things I could go the rest of my life never seeing again and being perfectly happy. 

1) The phrase "claps back."  fudge you if you ever wrote that in a headline or in an article.  Just fudge you with a rusty chainsaw.  I saw it today in some dumbass story about drag queens being pissed because Tommy Tuberville didn't think they should be trashing up a Christmas parade.  The drag queens "clapped back."  fudge that.  I hate it. 

2) People pretending to talk like dogs using the word "hooman."  Just fudge you.  My dog is smarter than you are.  Ram a fossilized great dane richard up your ass. 

I may add more later.  Those are the two immediate entries. 

What about if the stripper claps back?  I kinda like that.
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What about if the stripper claps back?  I kinda like that.
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Sorry to interrupt guys but does anyone know where I may find a fossilized Great Dane richard? At a reasonable price?
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Commercials where two homosexual men are rubbing hands. shoot makes me want to puke.


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Michelle Obama's round ass mug on the cover of every magazine at the checkout counter.
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Commercials where two homosexual men are rubbing hands. shoot makes me want to puke.
Damn straight.  The medicine commercials where the gay guys are cuddling just sickens me. Don’t need to see that. 

And no more of Moosechelle Obuffalobama anywhere.  
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Commercials where two homosexual men are rubbing hands. shoot makes me want to puke.
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WT's headwound
The zipper is pretty cool though
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Damn straight.  The medicine commercials where the gay guys are cuddling just sickens me. Don’t need to see that.


This cracks me the fudge up.  

Oh no!  Teh gays are affectionate just like normal people!  Clutch the pearls!
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WT's headwound
Thank you for not referring to it as a head pussy. I know you considered it.

i would be pissed at someone for sharing such a private photo. But I’ve done the same with pics of his wife.
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This cracks me the fudge up. 

Oh no!  Teh gays are affectionate just like normal people!  Clutch the pearls!

and how do you know this about the gays?
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Thank you for not referring to it as a head pussy. I know you considered it.

i would be pissed at someone for sharing such a private photo. But I’ve done the same with pics of his wife.
I wanted them to understand the seriousness of your situation, because if you knew the things they were saying about you......


I had your back. 
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I wanted them to understand the seriousness of your situation, because if you knew the things they were saying about you......


I had your back.
Well, that’s totally different. It may have been devastating to me, coming from such relevant and influential men.

Thank you.

sorry about spreading the pics of your wife.
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Well, that’s totally different. It may have been devastating to me, coming from such relevant and influential men.

Thank you.

sorry about spreading the pics of your wife.
Oh that's okay.  We've cashed in big time on those. 
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Hope Solo nudes...
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.


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Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.