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I Chortled
Then I didn't.  Not that anyone should put a lot of stock into what this demon scum had to say, but not long before he took a red, white and blue bullet to the cranium, Osama bin Laden was developing a plan to assassinate President Obama, along with General Petraeus.  Not that that should be a surprise to anybody.  It's just that I found his reasoning to be the chortle-worthy part. According to declassified documents, Osama bin Decomposing said: (copy/pasta'd foxy news) 


The reason for concentrating on them is that Obama is the head of infidelity and killing him automatically will make [Vice President] Biden take over the presidency," bin Laden wrote to a top deputy. "Biden is totally unprepared for that post, which will lead the U.S. into a crisis. As for Petraeus, he is the man of the hour ... and killing him would alter the war's path" in Afghanistan.

Then I paused to ponder the possibility come this November.
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....

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Then I didn't.  Not that anyone should put a lot of stock into what this demon scum had to say, but not long before he took a red, white and blue bullet to the cranium, Osama bin Laden was developing a plan to assassinate President Obama, along with General Petraeus.  Not that that should be a surprise to anybody.  It's just that I found his reasoning to be the chortle-worthy part. According to declassified documents, Osama bin Decomposing said: (copy/pasta'd foxy news)


The reason for concentrating on them is that Obama is the head of infidelity and killing him automatically will make [Vice President] Biden take over the presidency," bin Laden wrote to a top deputy. "Biden is totally unprepared for that post, which will lead the U.S. into a crisis. As for Petraeus, he is the man of the hour ... and killing him would alter the war's path" in Afghanistan.

Then I paused to ponder the possibility come this November.
On the opposite end, domestically - Many believed that's exactly why Barry picked Ole Joe. It made him  more assignation proof. No one would want that harebrained moron in charge.

One could probably say the same for Trump and Pence. Big bad orange Cheeto right wing man. Lets kill him right? yeah, and get big bad right wing man x 10 then. 
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 Big bad orange Cheeto right wing man. Lets kill him right? yeah, and get big bad right wing man x 10 then.
That would be a big mistake made by the left. Pence would be an angry right wing man then.
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That would be a big mistake made by the left. Pence would be an angry right wing man then.
 Yep. They think trump is right wing? They'd shoot themselves over Pence and his way more religious leanings. 
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