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Third time in a month I've gotten a package from Amazon.  My address, some other name I don't recognize.  Same name every time, though. 

Each of the boxes contains weird Chinese shoot.  

A piece of crap HD antenna
A box of "metal assemble gyro" 
An "Anti Spy RF Detect"

No return info. No shipping label. No packing slip. Just an Amazon box with this crap in it.  

I've contacted Amazon each time.  The answer is always the same.  "Keep it or dispose of it."  

I don't WANT this shoot.  I don't want to keep getting this shoot.  Amazon seems incapable of resolving it.  

I've tried to look this person up by name, but I can't find anybody.  The amazon lady today finally confirmed there was an account under that name with my address and they would "ask him to fix it, but could not force him to do so."

So I told them if he wouldn't change it and kept having random shoot sent to my house, could he at least make sure it was good stuff?  Like a PS4 maybe.  Amazon lady didn't get my humor.  

If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

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Third time in a month I've gotten a package from Amazon.  My address, some other name I don't recognize.  Same name every time, though.

Each of the boxes contains weird Chinese shoot. 

A piece of crap HD antenna
A box of "metal assemble gyro"
An "Anti Spy RF Detect"

No return info. No shipping label. No packing slip. Just an Amazon box with this crap in it. 

I've contacted Amazon each time.  The answer is always the same.  "Keep it or dispose of it." 

I don't WANT this shoot.  I don't want to keep getting this shoot.  Amazon seems incapable of resolving it. 

I've tried to look this person up by name, but I can't find anybody.  The amazon lady today finally confirmed there was an account under that name with my address and they would "ask him to fix it, but could not force him to do so."

So I told them if he wouldn't change it and kept having random shoot sent to my house, could he at least make sure it was good stuff?  Like a PS4 maybe.  Amazon lady didn't get my humor. 
My plan is working.

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Look out for the 1,000,000 marbles next
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So I told them if he wouldn't change it and kept having random shoot sent to my house, could he at least make sure it was good stuff?  Like a PS4 maybe.  Amazon lady didn't get my humor. 
Or maybe a computer with a lot of pern on it.
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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Speaking of Amazon...

Any veterans that are prime members can get another year of prime for $40 less.  If you already have prime the new year will be added to your existing account with the new renew date.

https://www.military.com/discounts/amazon-veterans-day-military-discount
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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Look out for the 1,000,000 marbles next
Home grown tomaters...
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.


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Speaking of Amazon...

Any veterans that are prime members can get another year of prime for $40 less.  If you already have prime the new year will be added to your existing account with the new renew date.

https://www.military.com/discounts/amazon-veterans-day-military-discount
Look at all the free shoot you get as a veteran...lucky bastards.
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Look at all the free shoot you get as a veteran...lucky bastards.
Kamala Harris said that was inherently unfair. And shoot. Impeach that fudgeer. 

Bernie Sanders said he wouldn’t rest until all the people oppressed by these warriors had the same advantages. He vowed to take 70% of the veteran benefits and redistribute them to Isis.  

Elizabeth Warren announced her plan to give free amazon shopping to all. The plan would cost 341 trillion the first year.  When asked how to pay for it her face explode in a ghoulish grin exposing 986 teeth and she said “the government prints money you ninny.” 

AOC shrieked in horror, bemoaning the fact that none of her people would live to see the benefits because the sun was going to burn the earth up in six months.  “As soon as this cooling is over, the weatherman said it’s going to get warm again. Like in July. It will be so hot.” 

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My kingdom for the Like button
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Third time in a month I've gotten a package from Amazon.  My address, some other name I don't recognize.  Same name every time, though.

Each of the boxes contains weird Chinese shoot. 

A piece of crap HD antenna
A box of "metal assemble gyro"
An "Anti Spy RF Detect"

No return info. No shipping label. No packing slip. Just an Amazon box with this crap in it. 

I've contacted Amazon each time.  The answer is always the same.  "Keep it or dispose of it." 

I don't WANT this shoot.  I don't want to keep getting this shoot.  Amazon seems incapable of resolving it. 

I've tried to look this person up by name, but I can't find anybody.  The amazon lady today finally confirmed there was an account under that name with my address and they would "ask him to fix it, but could not force him to do so."

So I told them if he wouldn't change it and kept having random shoot sent to my house, could he at least make sure it was good stuff?  Like a PS4 maybe.  Amazon lady didn't get my humor. 

you're in de nile.  


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