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2019 Battle for the Crown
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Re: 2019 Battle for the Crown
Only if you use them in a game of horseshoes
Well you know the old saying "A good midget is a terrible thing to waste"
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Only if you use them in a game of horseshoes
Ohh... Do Mr. Wendell next.
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.


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Speaking of midgets, where is WT?

Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.


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Well you know the old saying "A good midget is a terrible thing to waste"
Chizad wasted one...Technically wasted an opportunity...Come to think of it, it was the same one that I wanted to use as a horseshoe.
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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I think you have coined a new term...Snaggleburn


Of course, that might be what the navy boys on their weekend furlough feel a few days after...
Speaking of, anyone seen the chief?
Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

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It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan


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I'm glad you get it. That's what I tell my roomies when I ask them to watch trans midget porn with me and the go..ewwwee. Followed by hummmm.
Well, if there isn't any bestiality then no wonder. What kind of heathen doesn't watch trans midget porn without a little bestiality?
Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan


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Well, if there isn't any bestiality then no wonder. What kind of heathen doesn't watch trans midget porn without a little bestiality?
The uncouth.  That's who.
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.


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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

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It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan


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Speaking of midgets, where is WT?
Not cool to be making fun of one's mental capacity.
Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan


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Not cool to be making fun of one's mental capacity.
:muttley:
You guys ever thought about the fact that the guy who coined the term, "coined the term", coined the term?


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When will the games be set?
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.


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When will the games be set?
At least by midnight on Saturday night.
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.


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GAMES ARE UP!!!
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Aim for 20 when you need 2
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GAMES ARE UP!!!
Curious in Cleveland.  Do you pick the games or is this a CBS dealio?  I mean the games overall are steamy pile, but I was miffed to see SMU at Arkansas State and no Clemson vs. Georgia Tech.  Miffed, I tell ya'.
You guys ever thought about the fact that the guy who coined the term, "coined the term", coined the term?


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Curious in Cleveland.  Do you pick the games or is this a CBS dealio?  I mean the games overall are steamy pile, but I was miffed to see SMU at Arkansas State and no Clemson vs. Georgia Tech.  Miffed, I tell ya'.
A.  I pick them
2. The games outside of 3 of them are a steamy pile and
7. Clemson vs GT is a Thursday Night game, I only put Saturday games on the slate so people don't have to try and remember to pick before Saturdays.

F. Eat a richard
U. Just make your picks and shut your cake hole.
Aim for 3 when you need 17
Aim for 20 when you need 2
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A.  I pick them
2. The games outside of 3 of them are a steamy pile and
7. Clemson vs GT is a Thursday Night game, I only put Saturday games on the slate so people don't have to try and remember to pick before Saturdays.

F. Eat a richard
U. Just make your picks and shut your cake hole.
That's rooster holster to you, fudgeo.


Wait.....I mean, pie hole.  Yeah....pie hole.
You guys ever thought about the fact that the guy who coined the term, "coined the term", coined the term?


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At least by midnight on Saturday night.
Up yours Jobu!
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.


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OK. How does this work?
I am used to picking a winner and assigning a value to it.

I have no idea what those number represent. I do not gamble.

Which number means a team is favored. "-" or "+"?

OSU has -27.5. If I pick them, what has to happen for me to win?


I retract my earlier statment about taking this crown also. I may not figure this shoot out enough to even score!
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.


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At least by midnight on Saturday night.
Oh that's good to know. Thought I would be rushed into this deal.


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OK. How does this work?
I am used to picking a winner and assigning a value to it.

I have no idea what those number represent. I do not gamble.

Which number means a team is favored. "-" or "+"?

OSU has -27.5. If I pick them, what has to happen for me to win?


I retract my earlier statment about taking this crown also. I may not figure this shoot out enough to even score!
Jesus on a bicycle!
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