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FOR ZAMUNDA!
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.


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FOR ZAMUNDA!
Please tell me those raging idiots didn't actually wear that and it's a photoshop.  
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Please tell me those raging idiots didn't actually wear that and it's a photoshop. 
I think Eddie and Arsenio wore that in Beverly Hills Cop.
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FOR ZAMUNDA!
It was a most ripping victory
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.


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It was a most ripping victory
Son, I'm only gonna' say this once.....
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Compliments of The Chief

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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.


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What are you gonna' do....crrryyyyyy?

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As a member of The Far Side Group on the bookfaces, I get tons of daily Gary Larson gold every day.  Unfortunately, in today's woke society, there will quite often be comments by people claiming to be offended by his work.  Certainly not this one.


 
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Taken from Larson's Chizik days?
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Taken from Larson's Chizik days?
I see what you did there, and Kaos salutes you for it.
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Have you no shame for constantly ripping off other people’s material? I happen to know that you stole this from a young lady.

A serious lack of class and common courtesy on your part. Does this just go with being in your profession?

I don’t think Wes is nearly as classless. Not sure if he ever actually passed the Barr exam or if he’s a paralegal but he’s still not ripping off comedic material like you.

You rip hard working folks off all damn day so you think you can do it in your personal life. But I don’t mind you taking my material. I’m used to it. And I realize that it is the only realistic way for you to be funny. So, rip away.

But just so we can know, have you ever had an original thought?
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