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I'll pass that along to her.
Does she need a date for teh butt secks concert?
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Luke Bryan sounds pretty good in concert.

I don't know this from first hand experience. But when I had to go pick up my daughter form the security shack at Lakewood, I could hear him from the parking lot. Sounded pretty good!

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Okay, let's review.  I had 4 tickets for sale. So far:

War Eagle thinks I should pay to have someone take them off my hands.

PCT and Chinook think I'm asking one of you to go with me to the concert in exchange for butt secks.

Buzz hopes the opening act will sing a Cubs fight song.

And K and Wes have said that should the girl in ssgaufan's avatar tell either of them that Luke Bryan makes her moist and she wants to have a one night stand that includes an hours long game of cream the twinkie, they would decline due to age and compatibility issues.


Yeah, I sold the tickets already. But you guys are a bunch of weird sumbitches.

There was so much more to add, but everyone else started piling on and it took the fun out of it for me.
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Luke Bryan sounds pretty good in concert.

I don't know this from first hand experience. But when I had to go pick up my daughter form the security shack at Lakewood, I could hear him from the parking lot. Sounded pretty good!


Sounds as awful and nasally in person as he does on a studio album?
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Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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Sounds as awful and nasally in person as he does on a studio album?

But, but he has the good stuff in his big, black, jacked up truck, rollin down 65 headed down a dirt road to the river with a girl in cut off jeans.
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But, but he has the good stuff in his big, black, jacked up truck, rollin down 65 headed down a dirt road to the river with a girl in cut off jeans.

Say it babe.
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But, but he has the good stuff in his big, black, jacked up truck, rollin down 65 headed down a dirt road to the river with a girl in cut off jeans.

Shake it for me country girl. While I'm Huntin and fishin and luvin everyday. Cause this is how we roll.
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Shake it for me country girl. While I'm Huntin and fishin and luvin everyday. Cause this is how we roll.

rooster of the walk, babe.
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Okay, let's review.  I had 4 tickets for sale. So far:

War Eagle thinks I should pay to have someone take them off my hands.

PCT and Chinook think I'm asking one of you to go with me to the concert in exchange for butt secks.

Buzz hopes the opening act will sing a Cubs fight song.

And K and Wes have said that should the girl in ssgaufan's avatar tell either of them that Luke Bryan makes her moist and she wants to have a one night stand that includes an hours long game of cream the twinkie, they would decline due to age and compatibility issues.


Yeah, I sold the tickets already. But you guys are a bunch of weird sumbitches.

You can't read apparently.
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.


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You can't read apparently.

Careful, the nutless wonder will either cut a bitch, or spike your warn meter.


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You can't read apparently.

No, I read correctly.  K only said he wouldn't fudge a girl who liked country music due to compatibility issues and/or age.  You agreed.  He didn't suggest a relationship, Nook did.  However, if said hot ass, country lovin' girl wanted a night of hide the salami in her pink taco or chocolate starfish, you'd need the blue pills.

Either way...
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Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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No, I read correctly.  K only said he wouldn't fudge a girl who liked country music due to compatibility issues and/or age.  You agreed.  He didn't suggest a relationship, Nook did.  However, if said hot ass, country lovin' girl wanted a night of hide the salami in her pink taco or chocolate starfish, you'd need the blue pills.

Either way...

I'm too old to fudge somebody I don't like.
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I'm too old to fudge somebody I don't like.
That's not the way this works....that's not the way any of this works.
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That's not the way this works....that's not the way any of this works.

Finally.  Some sanity in this thread.
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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That's not the way this works....that's not the way any of this works.

I'm afraid my hit and run, spray and pray days are all in the rearview. 

Don't even know how to begin that process any more

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I'm afraid my hit and run, spray and pray days are all in the rearview. 

Don't even know how to begin that process any more

You just say...
Hey girl
I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
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I'm afraid my hit and run, spray and pray days are all in the rearview. 

Don't even know how to begin that process any more

Hey there pretty girl, want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
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You just say...
Hey girl
I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen

Cut a hole in a box.


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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.