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Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Have 4 floor seats together for Friday March 17th at The Wharf in Orange Beach.  Save the snide comments.  I've seen him twice and if you're married,(Or take a date) the sex afterward will be worth the price of admission.  Just drink beer heavily, watch the musicians and think of her riding you cowboy style later in the room.

PM me if you're too embarrassed.
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....

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Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Just so I am clear, you are paying someone to take the tickets correct?


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Just so I am clear, you are paying someone to take the tickets correct?
He's offering great sex if you take him along as your date.
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He's offering great sex if you take him along as your date.

I thought that was pretty clear.
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Will Brett Elderedge be singing Go Cubs Go?
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.


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He's offering great sex if you take him along as your date.

If I have to sit through that asparagus piss of a concert?  I'm not going to want any sex. 

And FWIW, I don't think I could be attracted to anything that got moist watching it. 
If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

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If I have to sit through that asparagus piss of a concert?  I'm not going to want any sex. 

And FWIW, I don't think I could be attracted to anything that got moist watching it.

Moist is moist, brother.


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If I have to sit through that asparagus piss of a concert?  I'm not going to want any sex. 

And FWIW, I don't think I could be attracted to anything that got moist watching it.

Why you no like snaggy?
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If I have to sit through that asparagus piss of a concert?  I'm not going to want any sex. 

And FWIW, I don't think I could be attracted to anything that got moist watching it.

I can understand not liking Luke Bryan or any country act.  He's not my cup of java either by a long shot.  It's for the skirt.

But this comment.^^^  That one in bold.^^^  Right up there.^^^  Words escape me.
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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Moist is moist, brother.

You don't say much, frien, but when you do it's to the point and I salute you for it.
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I can understand not liking Luke Bryan or any country act.  He's not my cup of java either by a long shot.  It's for the skirt.

But this comment.^^^  That one in bold.^^^  Right up there.^^^  Words escape me.

I'm old.  Compatibility at this point in my life is at least as important as anything else. I can't be compatible with either a Bama fan or a country music fan.  Both are off my list regardless of hotness or anything else. 

Deal breakers. 
If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

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I'm old.  Compatibility at this point in my life is at least as important as anything else. I can't be compatible with either a Bama fan or a country music fan.  Both are off my list regardless of hotness or anything else. 

Deal breakers.

Not sure he was suggesting a relationship...maybe just a good fudge, perhaps anal. 

Keep the blue pills handy though.


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Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
I'm old.  Compatibility at this point in my life is at least as important as anything else. I can't be compatible with either a Bama fan or a country music fan.  Both are off my list regardless of hotness or anything else. 

Deal breakers.

Agree.

But...

Not sure he was suggesting a relationship...maybe just a good fudge, perhaps anal. 

Keep the blue pills handy though.

Also agree.
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.


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Not sure he was suggesting a relationship...maybe just a good fudge, perhaps anal. 

Keep the blue pills handy though.

Define good
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.


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Complete.

If he does take hold, it's best just to let him finish
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Okay, let's review.  I had 4 tickets for sale. So far:

War Eagle thinks I should pay to have someone take them off my hands.

PCT and Chinook think I'm asking one of you to go with me to the concert in exchange for butt secks.

Buzz hopes the opening act will sing a Cubs fight song.

And K and Wes have said that should the girl in ssgaufan's avatar tell either of them that Luke Bryan makes her moist and she wants to have a one night stand that includes an hours long game of cream the twinkie, they would decline due to age and compatibility issues.


Yeah, I sold the tickets already. But you guys are a bunch of weird sumbitches.

Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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Yeah, I sold the tickets already.

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Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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Re: Luke Bryan/Brett Eldredge
Okay, let's review.  I had 4 tickets for sale. So far:

War Eagle thinks I should pay to have someone take them off my hands.

PCT and Chinook think I'm asking one of you to go with me to the concert in exchange for butt secks.

Buzz hopes the opening act will sing a Cubs fight song.

And K and Wes have said that should the girl in ssgaufan's avatar tell either of them that Luke Bryan makes her moist and she wants to have a one night stand that includes an hours long game of cream the twinkie, they would decline due to age and compatibility issues.


Yeah, I sold the tickets already. But you guys are a bunch of weird sumbitches.

Cream the Twinkie. Mmmmm
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