Official Pre-Signing Day Thread 2016

He's 6'3" 230.  Decent size and should pack some poundage on once he hits the needle.

Oh wait, he ain't going to turdville.

He's 6'3" 230.  Decent size and should pack some poundage on once he hits that training table.

Just about the same size as Jake from State Fall

Just about the same size as Jake from State Fall

He is actually five-eight, with the afro, six-three.

What happened to our newest skreets?

What happened to our newest skreets?

I think he has been runnoft'd

What happened to our newest skreets?

He hated dallaswareagle, so he left.

He hated dallaswareagle, so he left.

That seems unkeen.

He hated dallaswareagle, so he left.

I thought that's why that came here?

I knew there was some reason you get to stay here. You are correct sir. I checked with my skreetz and I believe it's 4 4* and a 3*(in Muschamp's nephew)--who prolly isn't a slouch. And there is pretty good size in this group.

So, we can afford to be selective this year. I stand corrected.

So, we finish with Brown the 5*DT and maybe get the Nate Craig Meyers WR and his brother plus a safety (Warrior or the other kid) and have a very solid class.

I would think very close to top 10. I just want us to be in the top 15, as long as we are filling needs. That seems to be the magic number that will most likely allow teams to compete for titles.

You get corrected because those kids barely have any experience and we have to stick three of them on the field to learn on the fly. Tre' looks ready but he hasn't had to keep running on the field like the recently departed.

I think he has been runnoft'd

Sad.  I didn't even try. 

What happened to our newest skreets?

He is prolly high on that Oregon weed and hangin with the hippies just before NSD.

Let me get this out of the way three minutes before Ben Davis does what he's always intended to do. 

Notice the buffalo behind him with the houndstooth coat? 

Why didn't he just say what he was going to do from the outset? 

Is it true they trolled and played our fight song before he put on that bammer bear hat?

Is it true they trolled and played our fight song before he put on that bammer bear hat?

Who can tell what their shootty band plays? 

But he only knowed dis moanin where he be goin, so it's good the Gordo band could play the braying jackass Bama fight song. Amazingly, they were able to break into it the minute he put on that ugly ass hat.  Spontaneous!  But nobody knew where he was going!  It was a surprise.  fudge Ben Davis. And double fudge Gordo.

Gordo is a miniature Bama.  Their fans act like Bammers, the program cheats like a motherfudgeer at every level.  I hate Gordo.

They've tried to entice good players to move so they could play there.  Names you would actually know.

They packed the BOE and then closed Courtney Taylor's high school while he was still at Auburn.  Then the school districts were redrawn with a focus on where the good players were. 

They undercount students to stay classified where they think they can best compete.

On state testing days underperforming students are "encouraged" to stay home.