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Re: Official NSD Thread 2015
I missed the presser and need a link to the video. Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?


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So where did Barthelomeow Tsar Brownfurgle Jenkerson commit? Looks like the boys got good range of motion for his size.

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Here's a photo of Cowart's teammates helping him get to the fax machine.


#74, Mumphry Zimbalow, grabs Armwood coach Callahan in a bearhug, preventing him from tripping Cowart as he escaped the compound.  Just to make sure Callahan didn't break loose and destroy the fax, #79, Barthelomeow Tsar Brownfurgle Jenkerson prepares to hit Callahan over the head with a cooler.
If I remember correctly, the Armwood coach pictured is now on the Florida staff.
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Breakdown:

Offense

O-Linemen:  4 (If Horton stays on that side)
Pass Catchers:  2 or 3 if Jason Smith moves to WR
Running Backs: 3  BTDub, watch Chandler Cox' film.  He invites a lot of people to IHop
Pass Throwers: 2 since Smith is supposed to get his shot
Tight End:  1

Defense

D-Linemen:  4 or 5 depending on Horton
Linebackers:  3 or 4 if you count Atkinson. Prolly a DB at 200 lbs.
Defensive Backs:  6 if you include Atkinson

And one guy to punt the touchdowns.

I'd say we filled some needs and added depth on offense.  But Malzahn went all Captain Obvious and said we don't play D, we don't win championships.   
« Last Edit: February 04, 2015, 05:11:05 PM by Snaggletiger »
You guys ever thought about the fact that the guy who coined the term, "coined the term", coined the term?


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A couple things to note, this is the first time in Rivals history that Auburn landed the #1 High School prospect...also the first time in Rivals and Auburn's history that we've landed the #1 HS prospect and #1 JUCO prospect in the same class.
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If I remember correctly, the Armwood coach pictured is now on the Florida staff.

 
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Just using Rivals rankings, there's a few semi interesting things of note.

Bama dethroned as the king of recruiting.  USC ranked #1.  They'll still claim the crystal as long as someone has them #1.

SEC had 6 of the top 10 and 11 of the top 25.  Keep a rollin' baby.

FSU and Climpsum at 3 and 4.  Top heavy ACC because the rest of the conference blew chunks.

Props to the Vols.  They showed some life last year and with a top 5 class, looks like Jones is building something.

Oregon at 17.  About where they always are.  They'll just be so fast again.

The U at 26.  How irrelevant has that program become?

Michigan at 49. Only signed 14 players.  Wussup widdat?

Okay, someone splain' how Army signed 59 players.  Not a misprint.  I pulled them up.  59.  On a side note, a local kid from Providence Christian signed with them.  6'4" 270 Rowan Godwin. 

The other local guy I kept up with, Jamarius Henderson, signed with Memphis.  All time leading rusher in the state.  Heck of a defensive player. Kid is a baller.  Ask K.  Had to be some issues. Grades?  Have no idea. 
You guys ever thought about the fact that the guy who coined the term, "coined the term", coined the term?


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Well, that was fun. And now, ladies, it don't mean diddly.
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Here's ny take on Cowart after reading that article:

Coach made that crack about his son still having a job at Florida even if Cowart went to Auburn.

Betcha that LOI fax was on hold until Diddy made sure Junior was still gold. 

UPDATE:  Just read that the son is the BRAND NEW DB coach for the Gusty Gaytors. No way that wasn't some sort of package deal. Only problem:  only one half of the package got delivered. My theory is looking better and better.
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The Army thing I can't explain other than those kids get appointments.   If they need eleventy and have eleventh spots open then apparently they can do that.
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The Army thing I can't explain other than those kids get appointments.   If they need eleventy and have eleventh spots open then apparently they can do that.

Or they'll just go Apache on you.


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A couple things to note, this is the first time in Rivals history that Auburn landed the #1 High School prospect...also the first time in Rivals and Auburn's history that we've landed the #1 HS prospect and #1 JUCO prospect in the same class.

Stephen Davis wasn't?

Well I guess technically rivals wasn't an entity at the time.
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A couple things to note, this is the first time in Rivals history that Auburn landed the #1 High School prospect...also the first time in Rivals and Auburn's history that we've landed the #1 HS prospect and #1 JUCO prospect in the same class.

Getting the #1 HS prospect doesn't excite me as much as getting the #1 DE in the country. Couple this with Carl "Slingblade" Lawson and I am getting a bit trembley. We could have gotten the #1 anything else and I'm not sure I would have been as excited.
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Getting the #1 HS prospect doesn't excite me as much as getting the #1 DE in the country. Couple this with Carl "Slingblade" Lawson and I am getting a bit trembley. We could have gotten the #1 anything else and I'm not sure I would have been as excited.

This be troof.  Our problems all started on the defensive front last season.  Zero Pass rush and quite honestly, that big ole group of seniors in the middle did nothing. It was a joke by season's end.
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This be troof.  Our problems all started on the defensive front last season.  Zero Pass rush and quite honestly, that big ole group of seniors in the middle did nothing. It was a joke by season's end.


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More good news! I've known of the nomination for a while but it's now confirmed. I'm the #1 poster on the AU interweb message poster boards!

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Jake Holland is not happy with your statment.

God dude...get over it. Holland would kick your ass...


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More good news! I've known of the nomination for a while but it's now confirmed. I'm the #1 poster on the AU interweb message poster boards!

I know it's not a surprise to any of you. It's nice to be recognized. And I appreciate all of my fans. You guys rock.

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God dude...get over it. Holland would kick your ass...


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