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Buddy of mine is looking for 2 tickets to the South Carolina game.  Any leads will be appreciated.  And by appreciated, I mean fellatio from Wiregrass Tiger.

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Buddy of mine is looking for 2 tickets to the South Carolina game.  Any leads will be appreciated.  And by appreciated, I mean fellatio from Wiregrass Tiger.
I will be there,  but I have tickets.
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Trying to decide on the box suites or the orange scholarship section for that game.  All depends on whether I feel like mingling with the little people or not.
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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Buddy of mine is looking for 2 tickets to the South Carolina game.  Any leads will be appreciated.  And by appreciated, I mean fellatio from Wiregrass Tiger.
I've already told you that I went into Baskin Robbins and asked for this and they said they didn't have it. All of you whipper snappers and your fancy flavors. I'm a chocolate man, myself.
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I've already told you that I went into Baskin Robbins and asked for this and they said they didn't have it. All of you whipper snappers and your fancy flavors. I'm a chocolate man, myself.

You like black girls or you like it in the dookie shoot?
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You like black girls or you like it in the dookie shoot?

Yes
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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Yes

he likes black girls to do him in the dookie chute? sweet
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You like black girls or you like it in the dookie shoot?
These are both very personal questions.
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Trying to decide on the box suites or the orange scholarship section for that game.  All depends on whether I feel like mingling with the little people or not.

It's good to get out and press the flesh every once in a while.
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It's good to get out and press the flesh every once in a while.

Yeah, I guess seeing how the 90%'rs live would make me appreciate everything more.
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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It's good to get out and press the flesh every once in a while.

I'll press yo flesh ya dimwitted sumbitch.
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I'll press yo flesh ya dimwitted sumbitch.

How the hell are we gonna run on re-from when we're the goddamned incumbent??
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Suits me! I'm votin' for yours truly!
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Suits me! I'm votin' for yours truly!

Well I'm votin' for your truly too.
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Buddy of mine is looking for 2 tickets to the South Carolina game.  Any leads will be appreciated.  And by appreciated, I mean fellatio from Wiregrass Tiger.

I guess this means nobody has any tickets... 


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I guess this means nobody has any tickets...

I think you can pick up some darn skippy good seats outside the gate just before the game.  There will be a ton for sale.  I've never seen them going for more than $30.00 or $40.00 apiece an hour before kick off.  I think if you take Hundo with you, you should be good.
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....


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I think you can pick up some darn skippy good seats outside the gate just before the game.  There will be a ton for sale.  I've never seen them going for more than $30.00 or $40.00 apiece an hour before kick off.  I think if you take Hundo with you, you should be good.
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I can vouch for this statement.

Yep.  You can get a couple of premo seats on the 40 for about $60.00 and still have plenty left over for a stadium dog and some Dippin' Dots.  I like Oreo.
Boy, giraffes are selfish.  Just running around, looking out for #1....getting hit by lightning.....