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There are very few cultures in the history of man that were all "no big deal" in re cannibalism.  If these folks have gone that far down the rabbit hole of "FUBAR", then yeah.  TO quote the noted philosopher Jayne Cobb, "Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?"  You'd be doing these sick bastards a favor.  Per Algonquian Indian legend, they will just turn into a Wendigo anyway. And whenever Indians look at you and say "Dude, that's SICK..." you have achieved something.

Zombies AND Wendigos?  Too much.

I'll kill a man in a fair fight...or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight. 
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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I'll kill a man in a fair fight...or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight.
Would you eat a man? If so, eat me.
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Would you eat a man? If so, eat me.

Excuse me, but that's my line.


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Excuse me, but that's my line.
You're the one promoting gender equality with the new women studies stuff at AU. I'm just toeing the company line.
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You're the one promoting gender equality with the new women studies stuff at AU. I'm just toeing the company line.

Pffttt.  Screw that.  I fully expect to be objectified and sexually harassed at the next X Gate I attend, and will be quite perturbed if that doesn't happen.


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Who doesn't like Bobecue?
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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Who doesn't like Bobecue?

Me. 

Church angle was pretty good though I picked up early on that the priest had locked his congregation out. 

Hate the Terminus bullshoot.  It would have been fine to have Terminus be part of two episodes.  Burn it down and be done with it.

I also fully expect them to save Bob, go back to the prison to retrieve Herschel's leg, and find a cyborg-Governor amassing an army of douchebags to hunt down Rick's crew. 
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Suppose Bob was bitten while under water with the zombie.

He would now be infecting the cannibals, no?

Could be a fun way to dispense with those shootheels.
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Suppose Bob was bitten while under water with the zombie.

He would now be infecting the cannibals, no?

Could be a fun way to dispense with those shootheels.

Why WAS he standing outside crying by a tree?
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Why WAS he standing outside crying by a tree?

He asked for a "kiss for the road" from his squeeze.

Seems like he was wandering away from the group.
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He asked for a "kiss for the road" from his squeeze.

Seems like he was wandering away from the group.

About to kill himself?  Goes along with your theory he got bit/scratched underwater.


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About to kill himself?  Goes along with your theory he got bit/scratched underwater.

He had a gun in his back pocket.  Camera made sure the audience saw this.

I'm thinking a great way for Terminus to be disposed.  I would be okay with that.  That would be an entertaining way to keep Terminus around.  They just keep getting sicker and sicker until they die.  Then turn and eat people like they always wanted to.
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Who doesn't like Bobecue?

Me.  I hate this whole thing.  I find it very hard to believe that a large group of previously civilized people could all snap so badly that they could get down with eating folks like a buncha damn Reavers.  One or two, fine, random psychos.  But a huge group?  No way.


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Me.  I hate this whole thing.  I find it very hard to believe that a large group of previously civilized people could all snap so badly that they could get down with eating folks like a buncha damn Reavers.  One or two, fine, random psychos.  But a huge group?  No way.

Oh it happens. And it can be pretty messy afterwards


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Oh it happens. And it can be pretty messy afterwards

My son has turned into a genuine boy, meaning that he is dirty, smelly and obsessed with burps and farts.  I need to let him see that scene.  Guarantee he will bust a gut laughing.


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Oh it happens. And it can be pretty messy afterwards




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Me.  I hate this whole thing.  I find it very hard to believe that a large group of previously civilized people could all snap so badly that they could get down with eating folks like a buncha damn Reavers.  One or two, fine, random psychos.  But a huge group?  No way.

There's a lot of belief to suspend when following a story about a group surviving an obliterated world and a virus that transformed the dead into reanimated flesh-eating corpses, all at once and apparently all over the globe simultaneously. That some accountants and office managers, with no discernible wilderness survival skills prior to said apocalyptic event, might resort to cannibalism as a means to survive is not one of them.

I have the most trouble believing the walkers eyes never decompose.


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There's a lot of belief to suspend when following a story about a group surviving an obliterated world and a virus that transformed the dead into reanimated flesh-eating corpses, all at once and apparently all over the globe simultaneously. That some accountants and office managers, with no discernible wilderness survival skills prior to said apocalyptic event, might resort to cannibalism as a means to survive is not one of them.

I have the most trouble believing the walkers eyes never decompose.

I could figger out how to make fire, kill or catch animals, make a spear, etc.  I'm not going to start munching down in my friends and neighbors.


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I could figger out how to make fire, kill or catch animals, make a spear, etc.  I'm not going to start munching down in my friends and neighbors.

Until you haven't even for a couple of weeks.
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shootty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."


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I could figger out how to make fire, kill or catch animals, make a spear, etc.  I'm not going to start munching down in my friends and neighbors.
Until you haven't even for a couple of weeks.
Or maybe if she gets really drunk