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Title: Two words I'm sick of hearing
Post by: Kaos on September 14, 2018, 08:54:35 AM
"Raise Awareness" 

I'm painting my foreskin green to raise awareness of the herbicide problem in the United States.  So many natural grasses are destroyed by the actions of lawn care companies. They are depriving us of the beauty of stinkweed, dollarweed, dandelions and other organic varieties of foliage. 

Raise awareness my ass. Anything done to "raise awareness" can kiss my ass. 

The only more worthless two-word combination than this is "R--- T---" 

Title: Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 14, 2018, 09:01:58 AM
I agree..."raise taxes" is much worse.
Title: Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 14, 2018, 11:03:25 AM
#metoo
Title: Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
Post by: CCTAU on September 14, 2018, 11:16:36 AM
#metoo
Speaking of that, are you meeting Snags at the game?
Title: Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
Post by: jmar on September 14, 2018, 11:25:51 AM
"Raise Awareness"

I'm painting my foreskin green to raise awareness of the herbicide problem in the United States.  So many natural grasses are destroyed by the actions of lawn care companies. They are depriving us of the beauty of stinkweed, dollarweed, dandelions and other organic varieties of foliage.

Raise awareness my ass. Anything done to "raise awareness" can kiss my ass.

The only more worthless two-word combination than this is "R--- T---"
All of them should start out with a little kudzu on their property. It's a gorgeous foliage that can resist even the strongest of those nasty old herbicides. Pick you up some today. #rounduphasitsplace
Title: Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
Post by: WiregrassTiger on September 14, 2018, 11:41:06 AM
Speaking of that, are you meeting Snags at the game?
Don’t fall for the bathroom stall meeting.
Title: Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
Post by: CCTAU on September 14, 2018, 11:44:07 AM
All of them should start out with a little kudzu on their property. It's a gorgeous foliage that can resist even the strongest of those nasty old herbicides. Pick you up some today. #rounduphasitsplace
Growing up we had kudzu on the fence at the back of our property. Drove the old man insane. This is before roundup was readily available. So he takes the gas can and puts a stream all the way across the back fence and then runs a line into the yard. Stands back and POOF. it was a beautiful sight. Burned it to the ground! That stuff came back the next year with a vengeance! Tried everything. Finally we got some roundup. Bye bye kudzu!

I am so glad Kaos started this thread so we could raise awareness of the kudzu threat!

Title: Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
Post by: jmar on September 14, 2018, 12:09:20 PM
Growing up we had kudzu on the fence at the back of our property. Drove the old man insane. This is before roundup was readily available. So he takes the gas can and puts a stream all the way across the back fence and then runs a line into the yard. Stands back and POOF. it was a beautiful sight. Burned it to the ground! That stuff came back the next year with a vengeance! Tried everything. Finally we got some roundup. Bye bye kudzu!

I am so glad Kaos started this thread so we could raise awareness of the kudzu threat!
The rhizomes underground enable the stuff to keep producing and a nice thorough diesel soaking can work also OH WAIT...
we can't have that either.



Nevermind.

Title: Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
Post by: War Eagle!!! on September 14, 2018, 01:33:39 PM
 Bye bye kudzu!
Hello cancer!
Title: Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 14, 2018, 02:24:45 PM
Don’t fall for the bathroom stall meeting.
Whatever you do, don't tap your feet at the trough.
Title: Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
Post by: CCTAU on September 14, 2018, 02:37:02 PM
Whatever you do, don't tap your feet at the trough.
I thought it was in the stalls in the basement of Haley Center?

Damn, they coming out into the open now!
Title: Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 14, 2018, 03:26:22 PM
I thought it was in the stalls in the basement of Haley Center?

Damn, they coming out into the open now!
There is no basement in the Haley Center!
Title: Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
Post by: jmar on September 14, 2018, 03:45:30 PM
There is no basement in the Haley Center!
I trust this man.
Snag's is buying the first round.
Title: Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
Post by: CCTAU on September 14, 2018, 03:45:49 PM
There is no basement in the Haley Center!
There used to be...

What is down there now?

Title: Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
Post by: Buzz Killington on September 14, 2018, 03:47:58 PM
There used to be...

What is down there now?
-10 for missing that one
Title: Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
Post by: jmar on September 14, 2018, 04:16:14 PM
-10 for missing that one
And I trusted you. Doh!
Title: Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
Post by: CCTAU on September 14, 2018, 07:59:43 PM
And I trusted you. Doh!
Don't pick on the old people!
Title: Re: Two words I'm sick of hearing
Post by: jmar on September 14, 2018, 10:10:29 PM
Don't pick on the old people!
I am the...oh what's the...okay.